First 4 Months Accomplishments
 
Have a stiff drink close at hand before reading this!
    
Observations on the President's Early Days:
1.  Offended the Queen of England.
2.  Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.
3.  Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.
4.  Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek.
5.  Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia.
6.  Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions.
7.  Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions.
8.  Expanded the bailouts.
9.  Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.
10.  Doubled our national debt.
11.  Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after
the North Koreans launched an ICBM.
12.  Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 4 CIA
directors, released information on intelligence gathering.
13.  Accepted without public comment the fact that five of his cabinet
members cheated on their taxes and two others withdrew after they
couldn't take the heat.
14.  Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who quickly identified as
"dangers to the  nation", groups including veterans of the military, and
opponents to abortion on demand, and who ordered that the word
"terrorism" no longer be used but instead referred to such acts as "man
made disasters".
15.  Circled the globe so he could openly apologize for America's
greatness.
16.  Told the Mexican President that the violence in their country was because of us.
17.  Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from its
Department of Commerce origins.
18.  Appointed as Attorney General the man who orchestrated the forced
removal and expulsion from America to Cuba of a nine-year old whose
mother died trying to bring him to a life of freedom in theUnited States.
19.  Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists
who threatened one American life and the next day announces members
of the Bush administration will likely stand trial for "torturing" a terrorist who
had played a part in killing 3000 Americans by  pouring water up their nose.
20.  Flew Air Force One over New York City.
21.  Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to assure Europe that
the US will no longer treat Israel in a special manner and they might be
on their own with the Muslims.
22.  Began the process of nationalizing the Auto Industry and the
Insurance industry.
23.  Announced that for intents and purposes the Health Insurance
Industry will be nationalized.
1360 more days to go... God help us all!